Bart at the chalkboard!
The opening credits of The Simpsons(tm) shows Bart Simpson writing the same sentence over...
Two friends were out drinking…
Two friends were out drinking when suddenly one lurched backward off his barstool and...
Ghostly Giggle
Why is it hard for a ghost to tell a lie? Because you can...
How the Angel got on the tree!
One particular Christmas season a long time ago, Santa was getting ready for his...
Blonde quickies 21-40
Q1: How can you tell if a blonde’s been using the computer?A: There’s white-out...
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?
What’s the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic?A drunk doesn’t have to go...
Name That Restaurant!
A couple of senior couples were strolling along, wives in front, husbands in back...
Blind Pilots
Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The...
Bad boy
One day there was a boy at school and his teacher told him to...
Eat the watermelons
|A farmer in the country has a watermelon patch and upon inspection he discovers...