Beware of drunken bears
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Easily Explained
A man goes to his doctor and complains that his wife hasn’t wanted to...
New inventions by blondes.
The water-proof towelGlow in the dark sunglassesSolar powered flashlightsSubmarine screen doorsA book on how...
Plastic Wrap
This cazy guy walks into an insane asylum wearing nothing but plastic wrap as...
These two sperm were swimming around…
These two sperm were swimmin’ around, doin’ their thing and one sperm asks the...
A blind man vists the state of Texas
|There once was a blind man who decided to visit Texas. When he arrived...
A Drunk Scottsman
There was a scottsman and he was too drunk to walk home from the...
A serious condition
A well respected surgeon was relaxing on his sofa one evening just afterarriving home...
HELP…911
A man frantically calls 911 and says, “help…my wife has gone into labor and...
There were these three morticians talking about…
There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says,...