Real news headlines 12
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Killer Sentenced to...
Tough Mice
There were three city mice sitting at a bar. The first mouse takes ashot...
Bad Motel
1.The “complimentary” paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow...
Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?
Why don’t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?
What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show…
A young man took a girl out to dinner and a show. They got...
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off…
Billy was 14 and just started jerkin off. He loved to jerk off. However,...
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants?
Why does Helen Keller wear tight pants? – So people can read her lips.
Give me the bad news first…
“give me the bad news first.”"You’ve got AIDS.”"Oh, no! What could be worse than...
The Marv Albert Song
Walkin’ Round in Women’s Underwear(to be sung to “Walkin’ in a Winter Wonderland”)Lacy things...