Dream flying planes
|Sue and Bob, a pair of tight wads, lived in the mid west, and...
Physicist
Q: What did the blonde say to the physicist?A: “Why, I just love nuclear...
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market…
Three nuns went to a cucumber stand in an open market one day.They asked...
Half a year to live
|A woman hears from her doctor that she has only half a year to...
What do you call an honest lawyer?
What do you call an honest lawyer?An oxymoron.
Hellen Keller
Why does Hellen Keller use one hand to masturbate?Because she uses the other to...
The hit-and-run
The hit-and-run victim was just getting to his feet when apoliceman ran up to...
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child?
Why is Chelsea Clinton growing up a confused child? Because dad can’t keep his...
Name a…
Q: Name a clock, a jock and a crock.A: Big Ben, Joe Nameth and...
What happens if you put a blonde up side down?
Q: What do you get if put a blonde upside down?A: A brunette with...