Burglar
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe...
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment…
The Army Airborne major was used to harassment from AirForce fliers about crazy Army...
Turkey and the Bull…
Chatting with a bull, a turkey sighed and said, “I would love to be...
Timbucktoo
It seems that two of the great Romantic British Poets, Shelly and Keats died...
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?
How can ya tell when a woman has fucked too much?Ya put yer thumb...
Osama Bin Laden joke
Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw...
What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito…
What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it...
Speech Impediment
Q: What is the blonde’s chronic speech impediment?A: She can’t say “No”.
Rules for hunting lawyers
|1. Any person with a valid Washington State hunting license may harvest attorneys.2. Taking...
George W. Bush at a press conference
A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: “Many say the only...