Make my own bed
Innkeeper: The room is $15. a night. It’s $5. if you make your own...
Engineer and Guillotine
Today they’re leading a priest, a drunkard and an engineer to the guillotine.They ask...
Thirteen!
A guy is walking past a high, solid wooden fence at the insane asylum...
Some shorties…one rude :)
Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have any children? A: When his wife...
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip…
On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a...
Rowing Your Boat
|Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw...
Two English sheep in a field
Two English sheep in a field.One says to the other “I’m not feeling very...
Psych 101
A professor of a Freshman Psychology course had a class of 400 students. His...
What is the difference between mayonaise and sperm?
What’s the difference between mayonaise and sperm?Mayonaise doesn’t hit the back of a girls...
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road…
Two nuns are riding a bike down a road and the firstnun says, “I`ve...