Eyes
What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?Nothing, somebody already told her...
Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?
Q: Why do men whistle when they’re sitting on the toilet?A: Because it helps...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Dog and Fox
What is the difference between a dog and a fox?About 5 drinks.
Stevie Wonder\’s Wife
Q. Have u ever saw Stevie Wonders wife? A. No PUNCHLINE: Neither has he.
At the Club.
So this guy wants to go into a nightclub, but the bouncer says -”Sorry,...
Creative Answering Machine Messages
You’re growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You feel very sleepy now. You...
Cynic’s Approach To Love
If you love something, set it free. If it comes back, it was, and...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
Musician jokes
|Q: How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Twenty. 1...