There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunken driving…
There was the surgeon who was arrested for drunkendriving. They let him go, though....
Shooting Blanks
I like to hang out around the playground, just watching the kids running and...
Be Bolder
A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble...
Little Johnny says to his mother…
Little Johnny says to his mother ” Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.”...
Princess Diana On The Radio
Q: Did you hear Princess Diana was on the radio?A: Yep, and on the...
Spell it
Woman: Two *Achoo!* tickets, please. Clerk: Have you purchased tickets here before? Woman: *cough*...
What’s the most active muscle in a woman?
Q: What’s the most active muscle in a woman?A: The penis.
Screwy Date
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Polak Signal Lights
An English guy is driving with a Polish guy as his passenger, when he...
Scaled Glass Wall
Q: Why did the blonde scale the glass wall?A: To see what was on...