Obituaries
Where do you look for blondes’ obituaries? Under “Home Improvements.”
Spicy Panties
A frustrated wife decided her sex life needed spicing up.After work, she went shopping...
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping…
What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath...
Crew Cut
What do you call an Eagle Scout with a crew cut?A bald eagle!
Pick-Up Lines Galore!
I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long.(Lick...
Guilty as sin
Sue reports for jury duty as ordered, and promptly asks to be excused because...
How to hunt elephants — Lawyers style
How to hunt elephants — Lawyer’s styleLawyers don’t hunt elephants, but they do follow...
Coincidences of Bill Gates
The real name of “the” Bill Gates is William Henry Gates III.Nowadays he is...
A guy steps into an elevator and…
A guy steps into an elevator and there’s just one attractive woman in it....
Looking For Jean Paul
Two Poles, Markowski and Krachevski go to France on a pleasure trip. They meet...