Kids Thoughts!
I believe you should live each day as if it is your last, which...
A fun game
While your sitting on the toilet you see written on the stall door: Congratulations!...
Why do mice have long tails?
|Why do mice have long tails?Well, they’d look silly with long hair!
MasterCard for Men
You’ve all seen the sentimental MasterCard commercials. Well, finally there is a MasterCard commercial...
Accordion jokes
|An accordion is a bagpipe with pleats.Q: What is the definition of an optimist?A:...
Japanese Prostitute
A man was on his first business trip to Japan, and he decided to...
Best Pickup Lines I’ve Used
The word of the day is “LEGS”, let’s go back to my place and...
Jewish medicine
Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to...
Camel Died
Camel Died A nun and a priest are riding a camel through the dessert....
Girls are evil
Girls = time * money time = money, therefore: Girls = money * money...