Dogs ‘n Light Bulbs
How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?Border Collie: Just one....
fit over a bucket!
|What’s the hardest part of milking a mouse?Getting it to fit over a bucket!
Speech to the deaf.
An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are all to give speaches to the...
A Blonde Goes On Who Wants To Be A Millionaire
Regis: “Barbara, you’ve done very well so far – $500,000 and one lifeline left...
I want to see something really cheap
|After being away on business for a week before Christmas, Tom thought it would...
Dead Wife?
How can you tell if your wife is dead? Sex is the same but...
Yo mama is so stupid
Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes Yo...
Ever Wonder?
Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I’m halfway through my fish sandwich...
Leaving
After an argument with his wife, a man stalked out of the house. He...
Hunting with a wife
|A hunter visited another hunter and was given a tour of his home. Ibn...