Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?
Q: Whats the difference between Monica and a Soda machine?A: They both have, “incert...
Real news headlines 05
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Typhoon Rips Through...
What’s the ultimate rejection?
Q: What’s the ultimate rejection?A: When you’re masturbating and your hand falls asleep.
In jail…
This exchange was overheard between the separated sections of the jail. A male voice...
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane…
A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over...
Got A Match
A man walked into a psychiatrist’s office, sat down, took out a pack of...
Doctor’s Notes 6
I was caring for a woman and asked, “So how’s your breakfast this morning?”...
a babtist and a catholic preacher
A Baptist preacher and a catholic preacher are driving out on a road. The...
Preparing for skiing
Soak your gloves and store them in the freezer after every use. Fasten a...