Little Carrie likes to screw
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He’s...
Star spangled banner
you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the...
Testing a new recruit
|Police Chief: As a recruit, you’ll be faced with some difficult issues. What would...
From one of Tom Clancy books…
From one of Tom Clancy’s books:Commanding officer: “Alright! How about an attitude check???” Crew...
Weighing In – 2
YO MAMA SO FAT WHEN SHE STEP ON DA SCALE IT SAYS TO BE...
Soybeans
While going through his wife’s dresser drawers, a farmer discovered three soybeans and an...
Let Go Please
“Oh doctor,” moaned the woman to the psychiatrist. “Everyone calls me a nymphomaniac!”"I understand,”...
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight…
Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Don Juan were having a terrible fight. “Iam the...
K9 is for assistance
|Returning home from work, a blonde was shocked to find her house ransacked and...
Real And Guilt Gifts
How can you tell the difference between men’s real gifts and their guilt gifts?Guilt...