The room was full of pregnant ladies…
The room was full of pregnant ladies and their partners, and the Lamaze class...
Dollars equal ten cents
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Women’s Breasts Like a Train Set
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Redneck’s last words
What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?”Hey ya’ll....
Sight of Money
I was sorry to hear that a friend of mine dropped out of med...
Classic Oxymoron
Question: What is the biggest oxymoron of the 1990′s?Answer: Microsoft Works!
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
Your’re a redneck if…
You’re a redneck if…-You have more fingers than you do teeth-You cut your grass...
horse
This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter…
A man eating at restaurant says to his waiter, ‘waiter, there’s a fly in...