The rain cloud.
What did the rain cloud wear under his rain coat?Answer: Thunder wear!
Half Drunk
Irritated Wife: What do you mean by coming home half drunk?Hubby: It’s not my...
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a...
The Divorce…
A man was summoned to court for punching his lawyer.During the process, the Judge...
NY Times Ad
Ad seen in the New York Times… FOR SALE BY OWNER Complete set of...
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man…
A stockbroker catches his wife in bed with another man.He says to her, “What’s...
What do you do with a dog with no legs?
What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office…
A wealthy man sat in his attorney’s office.”Do you want the bad news first...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant?
What two things in the air will get a women pregnant? Her legs.