Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Yo mama is so greasy
Yo mama so greasy she used bacon as a band-aid! Yo mama so greasy...
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire…
Three cowboys are sitting around a campfire, out on the lonesome prairie,each with the...
Annoying phone calls
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Appropriate punishment
Through the kitchen window a farmer’s wife sees herson coming home from school. The...
This is one smart dog
|A butcher is leaning on the counter toward the close of day when a...
Thin People Don’t
|By Barbara Florio GrahamFrom McCall’s, June, 1983I read every diet I can get my...
Upset With Driver’s License
Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver’s License?A: Because she...
Birdie Poem
Birdie, birdie in the sky Dropped some white stuff in my eye, I’m a...
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?
How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind...