Tuns of Puns! Part I
Did you hear about the butcher who accidentally backed into the meat grinder? He...
Yo mamma so fat… elevater
Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed...
MAFIA Valetine Card Verses
My love for you… it came and went. So your feet are now in...
Never argue with a women
A couple go on holiday to a fishing resort in northern Minnesota. The husband...
What do people do for fun on Halloween?
What do people do for fun on Halloween? They monsterbate
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, and clitorises?
What do men have in common with toilet bowls, aniversaries, andclitorises?They miss them all.
Expressing Stupidity!
Lets face it, there are a lot of dumb people out there. Sometimes you...
Wise men never marry…
Wise men never marry and when they marry they become otherwise.
Stupid Insults 15/31
His brain could be the perfect dielectric. His brain was sold separately and they...
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu…
Last winter I was laid up at home with the flu. My fiancee’ called...