A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car…
A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded...
Advantage: Woman!
Why it’s better to be a Woman!1. We got off the Titanic first.2. We...
The talking banana
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator??A: Why the hell are you...
A thin mouse!
|What’s the definition of a narrow squeak?A thin mouse!
Where are you living?
|A cop pulled up two Irish drunks, and asked to the first, “What’s your...
Mother Teresa’s Constipation
Two nuns walk into a liquor store and one asked the clerk for the...
The young lady admired the watch in the store window…
The young lady admired the watch in the store window every time she walked...
The couple and the shoe salesman.
The middle-aged wife had just returned to the house on Saturday afternoon after a...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Signs and notices 09
These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign in an...