This vet must belong to an HMO!
A man rushed into the veterinarian’s office carrying his dog, thoroughly distraught. The vet...
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A Scrote
In a check out line the other day and the couple were arguing about...
The Blonde and the Alligator
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a...
There was this little boy who went in the whore house…
There was this little boy who went in the whore house with adead frog...
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porche…
Whats the difference between a bunch of lawyers in a porcheand a porcupine? –...
When I was growing up I used to lick all…
When I was growing up I used to lick all the kids on the...
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years…
A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the...