Bad Joke
There is a drunk driver. He goes and hits a car with a woman...
Hickory hickory dock.
|Hickory hickory dock.The mouse ran up the clockThe clock struck oneBut the rest got...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
So my sister, a natural blond…
So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law...
Do you know what a Yankee is?
Do you know what a Yankee is?Same as a quickie, except you’re by yourself
spitting in the vase
|”Hey Patrick, do I hear you spitting in the vase on the mantelpiece ?”...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Stolen Car
Stolen Car A man walks out of a bar, stumbling back and forth with...
bear and a rabbit
A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and...
OXYMORONS
OXYMORONS…Act naturally Found missingResident alienAdvanced BASIC Genuine imitationSafe sexAirline food Good grief Same differenceAlmost...