A blonde came running home to her mother…
A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.”What’s wrong?” her mum,...
LEARN YOUR LESSON
|When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation said she...
WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?
Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?
Criminal Mastermind
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question,...
Three Brothers
There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had...
All the same
An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
What did Arafat say to Clinton?
What did Arafat say to Clinton?”Sheep don’t talk, my friend.”
Pessimist and a dog
|An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His...
Raggedy Anne
Q: Why was Raggedy Anne kicked out of the toypen?A: Because she kept sitting...