Purchasing a turkey
|A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn’t...
99 Click
Q. What goes 99 click? A. A centipede with a wooden leg.
This is horny!
This girl I know told me she was so horny her own tongue’s starting...
Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off. Blow your nose and...
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar?
What’s a famous saying at a gay bar? May I push in your stool.Sent...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
Knock Knock Jokes 6
Knock Knock Who’s there? Aladdin! Aladdin who? Aladdin the street wants a word with...
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?
What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!
The religious bear.
In the middle of a forest, there was a hunter who was suddenly confronted...
What a bonehead!
Two young engineers applied for a single position at a computer company. They both...