Church Collection Distribution
Two priests and a rabbi were discussing what portion of the weekly collection they...
Who makes all the bras for brunettes?
Who makes all the bras for brunettes? Fisher-Price
Polish Women and Vibrators
Q. Why don’t polish women use vibrators?A. It chips their teeth.
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University…
A high school senior was inspecting Harvard University, where he hopedto attend the following...
Nearsightedness
I think my wife is getting a little nearsighted.I woke up this morning, she...
Reasons For John’s Sex Change
10. Lower auto insurance premiums.9. Easier to get job because of hiring quotas.8. Cleaner...
Girlfriend Upgrades
Last year, my friend upgraded his GirlFriend 3.1 to GirlFriend Plus 1.0 (marketing name:...
Adam Gets Two Organs
One day God came to Adam to pass on some news. “I’ve got some...
Crazy people talk
|A doctor of psychology was doing his normal morning rounds when he entered a...
Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell
10. It doesn’t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It’s more fun...