Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
A small boy is sent to bed by his father…
A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: “Da-ad…”...
Mother-in-law burial
Two friends meet each other on the street.”Hello! Where are you coming from?” asked...
Two Dogs….
The young Indian boy had spent most of his life in a quandry… He...
Julius Cheeser!
|What mouse was a Roman emperor?Julius Cheeser!
Three is equal to four
|Theorem: 3=4Proof:Suppose:a + b = cThis can also be written as:4a – 3a +...
A man called the undertaker one afternoon…
A man called the undertaker one afternoon and sobbed: “Come and bury my wife.”"But...
A unit in sex education was about to begin…
A unit in sex education was about to begin, and each student had to...
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Question answer 03
|What’s the chilliest ground in the premiership?Cold Trafford! How did the footbal pitch end...