Cattle Herders
Q: Why aren’t blondes good cattle herders?A: Because they can’t even keep two calves...
Actual stupid questions asked
|The below excerpts appeared in the Salt Lake Tribune. They were taken from real...
lawyer and a mosquito
|What’s the difference between a lawyer and a mosquito?A mosquito drops off you when...
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay…
Two British faggots were standing on Circular Quay looking out over the harbour. One...
Three Larry’s
Three ladies are sitting in a bar. All of them have husbands named Larry....
Death
Death: What some patients do in the end, to humiliate the doctor.
A Polish family is sitting in the living room…
A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband...
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still…
Sadie lost her husband almost four years ago and still has not gotten out...
A technical bastard
A couple arrived at town hall seconds before closing time, and caught ajudge just...
Signs You’re On A Bad Date
From Late Show with David Letterman – Friday, November 11, 1994Top Ten Signs You’re...