What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?
What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.
Blonde in a Freezer
Q.What do you call a buncha Blondes in a freezer???A. Frosted Flakes
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting…
Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . ”...
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Blonde Swims the english Channel
A blonde, brunette and a redhead were all in a swimming race. They were...
Florida Crazy Law
Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging. It is considered an offense to...
Prescription
This woman walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist for some arsenic. He...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Marriage Lessons
On their 40th wedding anniversary and during the banquet celebrating it, Tom was asked...
A man is almost about to die
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