Jonah and the Whale
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it...
A Blonde At A Bar
A blonde was sitting down in a bar one day next to a red-head....
Question: What is 1 + 2?
Question: What is 1 + 2 ?Politician: Well, if you look at the seasonally...
Why did the spider buy a car?
|Why did the spider buy a car?So he could take it out for a...
Huge criminal record
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
A milk bath
When the milkman found a note on one of his customer’sdoors asking for 16...
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions…
Q: What’s the difference between white onions, brown onions and a 14 inch dick?A:...
Chicken and the road thru history.
Famous interpretations of “Why did the Chicken cross the road?”Bill Clinton:I did not cross...
Signs You Hired The Wrong Kid To Mow Your Lawn
He shows up with a pair of nail clippers and a Ziploc bag. On...