Go home and wait
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Expensive Fishing Trip
Two redneck guys go on a fishing trip. They rent all the equipment: the...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
Insult Collection #14
I’ve hated your looks from the stare they gave me. Don’t you need a...
What is the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?
What’s the difference between a ritz cracker and a lesbian?One’s a snack cracker, the...
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid?
How can you tell if your girlfriend is frigid? When you open her legs...
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED…
THREE GAY GUYS WERE ALL IN A CAR CRASH AND DIED. ALL THREE GUYS...
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.
Top 10 things NOT to say to parents when picking up a date.10. “Sorry...
Computer Quotes
What is a computer’s first sign of old age? Loss of memory. What does...