Too Young
When my wife went in the hospital for surgery several years ago, a rule...
In the Freezer
What do you get when you put two blondes in the freezer? Frosted flakes.
What is Green, Slimy…
What is Green, Slimy, and Smells like Pork?Kermit’s Dick
Others Before Me?
The morning after an all-night honeymoon extravaganza in bed, the newlywed wife snuggles up...
glow worm unhappy
|Why was the glow worm unhappy?Because her children weren’t that bright!
sh-sh-sheets
Q. Where do the Ku Klux Klan buy there sh-sh-sheets? A. At the k-k-k...
This guy walks in to a bathroom…
This guy walks in to a bathroom. There is a hole in the wall,...
Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t:
Things That Sound Dirty In Law But Aren’t…Have you looked through her briefs?He is...
Stupid Insults 9/31
Doesn’t have his belt through all the loops. Doesn’t have sixteen annas to the...
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim…
A priest is teaching a nun how to swim and the nun says to...