The Rude Parrot
Marilyn had a parrot for a pet, but the parrot would embarrass her whenever...
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes…
A door-to-door vacuum salesman goes to the first house in his newterritory. He knocks,...
Meet Bubba’s Family!
Hi y’all…muh name id’s Bubba and dis is muh fameily:Furst is me… Mom said...
Right to Light
Q. How many right-to-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? A. Three....
Poor batman!
A nun is walking down the street, when suddenly a punk jumps out of...
What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree?
Q. What did the hurricane say to the coconut tree ?A. Hold on to...
Lawyer Source
An anxious woman goes to her doctor.”Doctor,” she asks nervously, “can you get pregnant...
There was a place crash in Poland
|A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in...
Courtroom ding-dongs!
*** Real courtroom transcipts…courtesy of real idiots. ***( Oops! My brain just hit a...
Truisms!
* If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.* A...