Twas The Night…-why did I stop there?
Twas the night before ChristmasAnd all through the houseThere were empties and buttsLeft around...
Pat and Jimmy-Joe
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Walks in a bar
A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says “Is...
Physical training job
|The physical training instructor was drilling a platoon of soldiers.”I want every man to...
Dollars equal cents
|Theorem: 1$ = 1c.Proof:And another that gives you a sense of money disappearing.1$ =...
A responsible applicant
Employer to applicant: “In this job we need someone who is responsible.” Applicant: “I’m...
Casey married a rich widow
|Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said...
If Wang made toasters…
If Wang made toasters…Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in...
What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?
|What do you get if you cross a glow worm with a python?A 15...
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample…
This guy goes to sperm bank to give a sample. So the girl At...