A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center…
A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone...
Bejewelled Portrait
Mrs. Whembleton decided to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, “Paint me...
Again
Doctor: Have you ever had this before? Patient: Yes. Doctor: Well, you’ve got it...
Why?
A LITTLE SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT:Why was it that the Kamakazi pilots used helmets?
Sexually active
A REDNECK BRINGS HIS DAUGHTER TO THE GYNOCOLOGIST FOR BIRTH CONTROL PILLS.THE DR. ASKS,”IS...
Right Leg
Q: What did the blonde’s right leg say to the left leg?A: Nothing. They’ve...
Real Police Stories.
The following are actual incidents reported…#1A policeman had a perfect spot to watch for...
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital…
Mr. Smith was brought to Mercy Hospital (a Catholic hospital), and taken quickly in...
Blind Herbie
Little Herbie had been blind since birth. One day at bedtime, his mother told...
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together…
Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to...