Indifference
Indifference will be the downfall of mankind, but who cares?
WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER
|WANTED FOR ATTEMPTED MURDER (actual AP headline) Linda Burnett, 23, a resident of San...
What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?
Q: What’s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need...
Converting to metric
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Cows Earthquake
Q. What do you get when a cow gets stuck in an earthquake? A....
Be nice to your kids
Be nice to your kids. They’ll choose your nursing home.
Chain Letter
Dear Sister,This letter was started by a woman in the hope of bringing relief...
No Jello
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jello?A: They can’t figure out how to get two...
Can’t do
“What’s wrong, sonny?” asked the old timer sympathetically, coming overto the little kid who...
Fifty ways to be annoying in computer labs
|1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face...