Mixed football jokes
A burglary was recently committed at West Ham’s ground and the entire contents of...
Weathermen Are Nuts
Top Ten Signs your Local TV Weatherman Is Nuts10. Every night, his forecast is:...
Perks of being over 40…
Perks of being over 40…1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2. In...
What is your IQ?
|Bob is throwing a party. He decides that, to break the ice at his...
Ed Zachary Disease
A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a...
Big mix-UP
One day, there was a plane that crashed. On it, was Bill Clinton, and...
Brown Eye
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye...
I think Rover is getting a bit old…
“I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.”"Bullshit,...
One-eyed dinosaur
What do you call a one-eyed dinosaur?A doyouthinkhesaurus!
Crossed
What do you get when you put a Gay guy and a dinosaur together?A:>...