One wish to each
|Three blondes were walking through the desert when they found a magic genie’s lamp.After...
Log negative one zero
|Theorem: log(-1) = 0Proof:a. log = 2 * log(-1)On the other hand:b. log =...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
A perfect choice
A woman who had been married twice and divorced twice was fed up. Her...
There was a young man from Kent…
There was a young man from KentWhose tool was exceedingly bentHe put it in...
Toddler’s Creed
If I want it, it’s mine.If I give it to you and change my...
Diff Between Man and Childbirth
What is the difference between a man and childbirth?One can be terribly painful and...
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?
How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?Two. One to change it,...
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment…
There was a little old man who had a bit of a speech impediment.One...
Expands up to six times its size
Mr. Baldwin, the biology teacher called on Mary, “Can you tell me the part...