Night Before Christmas
Night Before Christmas For Readers in their 23rd Year of Schooling ‘Twas the nocturnal...
Calling in Sick….
Calling in Sick…. A Cat Owner’s Story Calling in sick to work makes me...
Escalators
An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see...
The Old Monk
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other...
yo momma so stupid
yo momma so stupid that she asked you what kind of jeans you had...
Why did god invent alcohol?
Why did god invent alcohol? – So fat women can get laid too.
Good advices
OLD telephone directories make ideal personal address books. Simply crossout the names and address...
Virtual Reality Not For Women
My wife gave me a lesson the other night on User Interface Problems, that...
Idaho Crazy Law
Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime. Illegal for a man to...
Arkansas Vasectomy
After having their 10th child, an Arkansas couple decided that that was enough. So...