12 Shots
A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as...
Fighting Over 25c
A guy took his girlfriend to her first football game. Afterward he asked her...
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Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1
Why I Brought Her Home
A woman comes home from shopping and finds her husband in bed with another...
Restaurants Like Microsoft
If restaurants functioned like shrink-wrapped (Microsoft) software:Patron: Waiter!Waiter: Hi, my name is Bill, and...
Only A Head
Nine months to the day following their wedding, the Coopers had a baby. Unfortunately,...
Where does Peter Pan eat?
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Tons of Funny One-liners!
More One-liners worth passing on…Better to be occasionally cheated than perpetually suspicious.In two words...
There were two cats that enjoyed running together…
There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called...
Blonde quickies 1-20
Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A: Gifted!Q: How...