Farm jokes 06
|Where do you take sick ponies?To the horsepital!What do you say if you see...
Never argue with kids
Excerpts from Readers’s Digest. ——————————————————————————– My 4 year old son came screaming out of...
Results of damage testing
|It seems the US Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) has a unique device for testing...
Morse toad!
|What goes dot-dot-croak, dot-dash-croak?Morse toad!
Black Eye
Scoutmaster: Tenderfoot, how did you get that black eye?Tenderfoot: Sir, I was hit by...
People are ignoring me
|A patient walks into a doctor’s office.Patient: Doctor, people ignore me.Doctor: Next!
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager Style
How to Hunt Elephants — Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy...
Natalie
The Madam opens the brothel door to see an elderly man standing in the...
The way you say it
|It’s not what you say, but the way you say it.On a blind date,...
Valentine’s Cards
A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding...