Two neighbors had been fighting each other…
Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a...
Elephant Fall Into a Deep Pit
This joke involves an elephant who is walking through the jungle. And all of...
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These are supposedly actual signs that have appeared at various locations. Sign on a...
Short Guide To Religions
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Two Molecules
Two molecules are walking down the street and they run in to each other.One...
Leave a Specimen
This 82-year-old man married a 22-year-old woman and they decided that they wanted to...
Attack Dog
A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited...
Hair Up
Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up?A: To catch everything that goes over...
The Eighteen Bottles
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