Eucalyptus Road
Sue Ellen passed away so Billy Bob called 911. The operator promised to send...
You’re Drinking Too Much Coffee When . . .
Juan Valdez named his donkey after you. You ski uphill. You get a speeding...
The Secret Diary of a Cat
DAY 752 – My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects....
Saintly Naivete
I’ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a...
The River
In Church on Sunday morning, The preacher was standing up at the pulpit preaching...
Dearest Wife
It seems there was this couple from Minneapolis, Minnesota, who decided to go to...
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?
What’s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson
Men Are Like UFOs
How are men like UFOs?You don’t know where they come from, what their mission...
I’ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred
Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can’t fly to Florida...
The doctor took Bill into the room and said…
The doctor took Bill into the room and said,”Bill, I have some good news...