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Tampon
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Australia…
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Native American hears
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Up, or down?
There was an elderly couple that was on their way for a 2 week...
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park…
The young playboy took a blind date to an amusement park. They went for...
Definition of Programmer
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Letter to God
Little Leroy came into the kitchen where his mother was making dinner. His birthday...
From another planet
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Yo Momma’s So Fat
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