The AOL Car
The AOL car would have a TOP speed of 40 MPH yet have a...
What’s stiff and excites women?
Q: What’s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.
Discipline
Let a pig and a boy have everything they want, and you’ll get a...
Guess what?
Guess what? You’re pregnant!
What do you call a…
What do you call a prostitute covered in tattoos?The Scenic Root.
No Hemorrhoids
Why don’t men get hemorrhoids?Because they are all perfect assholes!
Cliffhanger
Once upon a time there were two men who had gone cliff climbing. Suddenly,...
blonde kidnap
A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she...
Sue over the property
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other?...
A department store had to call off its special…
A department store had to call off its special summer sale in August because...