Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?
Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn’t get...
Newest game at the whitehouse
What is the newest game at the white house?Swallowing the leader!
moth nibble a hole
|Why did the moth nibble a hole in the carpet?He wanted to see the...
Canadian History Lesson
On my last trip to Canada, I had the rare pleasure of meeting the...
Brezhnev at his speech
|The following is supposedly a true story. To be included, besides being true, the...
Pastime for Passover
Paul says to Jesus, “Hey man, whatcha doing for Passover?”Jesus says, “Just hanging around.”
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake…
Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin...
Operating systems as beers
|DOS Beer — Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you...
Why cannot Jesus eat M & Ms?
Q: Why can’t Jesus eat M & M’s?A: Because they fall through the holes...