The last day working
|”You Know It’s Your Last Day At Work When……”You hand a bank teller an...
Fish jokes 06
|Why are gold fish orange?The water makes them rusty!Who held the baby octopus to...
Should have glasses
|A policeman stops a lady and asks for her license. He says “Lady, it...
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks…
Pappy sees Elmer walking with a lantern and asks, “Where ya going boy?”The son...
What’s brown and crispy on the outside…
What’s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside?...
Stupid Insults 17/31
If he gets any denser, the geocentric theory of the universe will come true....
Dad will never say
|Top Ten Things You’ll Never Hear a Dad Say10. Well, how ’bout that?… I’m...
Like to screw?
It’s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date.He’s a...
31??..32???
At a college with a shady reputation, the new dean responded to investigations into...
Defining the Americans
|We yell for the Government to balance the budget, then take the last dime...