What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets…
What’s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new...
Brushing the Child
If a child annoys you, quiet him by brushing his hair.If this doesn’t work,...
Controlling your spouse
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about...
Father
Late one night a car was swerving all over the road. A police officer...
Bird jokes 02
|Q: What do parrots eat?A: Polyfilla!Q: What do you give a sick bird?A: Tweetment!Q:...
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped…
Late one night, a mugger wearing a ski mask jumped into the pathof a...
The young immigrant couple had just left the…
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as...
Psychiatrist Definitions
Psychiatrist:1) Mind-sweeper.2) Someone who asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for...
Forgot to pedal
I admitted to my friend that I hadn’t had sex for a while.My friend...
Jumping on the bed
Q: How do you stop a black kid from jumping on the bed?A: Put...