The Parrots
A woman had two female parrots who were always yelling, “We’re prostitutes, wanna have...
What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress…
Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading...
Polaks Building A House
These two Polaks are building a house. One of them is putting on the...
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven…
Henry Ford dies and goes to heaven. At the gates, an angeltells Ford, “Well,...
Guys on the island
There were three guys stuck on an island. On of them found a lamp...
The Wolf Man…HOWL!
The Wolf Man comes home one day from a long day at the office.”How...
I’m not fishing!
A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked...
Why Orgasms?
Q: Why do blondes have orgasms?A: So they know when to stop having sex!
Real news headlines 11
These are actual newspaper headlines gathered from papers across the country. Queen Mary Having...
Old man’s sperm cup
There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So,...