The Whales.
Your momma so fat, when she goes to the aquarium the whales sing “WE...
Five fingers
A beautiful young woman marries this seventy year old bloke for his money. On...
Marry Farmer Jones
Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed.With a low...
What’s the Beer for?
A man went into the proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told...
Furniture salesman
Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, “Man! If I...
Wedding Gift
A female snake charmer was wooed by an undertaker and accepted his offer of...
Jewish Girl
Q. How can you tell when a Jewish girl has an orgasm?A. She drops...
Family Jewels
Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in...
The reason for running
|A police officer attempts to stop a car for speeding and the guy gradually...
Men Compared To Mel Gibson
How do most men compare to Mel Gibson?They have everything he has, except for...