Give chocolate pudding
|First soldier: “Pass me the chocolate pudding, would you?”Second soldier: “No way, Jose!”First soldier:...
But I’m not a Giants Fan…
Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a...
Let’s take a trip to Disney
|Two blondes had driven across the country to see Disney World in Florida.As they...
Feminist Fairytale!
Feminist’s Fairytale!! Once upon a time, a beautiful, independent, self assured princess happened upon...
Lisping Midget
A midget with a heavy lisp goes to a horse farm to purchase a...
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot of…
What word starts with an ‘F’ and ends in ‘K’ that means a lot...
Chicken jokes 02
|Q: Why don’t chickens like people?A: They beat eggs!Q: Why did the rooster run...
Catching many fish
|A fisherman returned to shore with a giant marlin that was bigger and heavier...
Applying For A Job
A blonde was filling out a job application form. She quickly filled out the...
Raccoon’s Will
Q: What did the raccoon say in his will?A: “Leave it to Beaver.”