Things NOT to say to a Cop!
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I’ll Come Home When…
A guy was walking around the office Christmas party belting down drink after drink....
Hunting with a wife
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Loud, mad, or sad
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Mole Smells
There was a mamma mole, a papa mole, and a baby mole. They lived...
Do you know where you were going?
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Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?
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The morning after
Bob woke up after the annual office Christmas party with apounding headache, cotton-mouthed and...
mouse’s favorite record?
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Programming language acronyms
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