Alcohol vs Women
A guy says, “I remember the first time I used alcohol as a substitute...
A test for being drunk
|A police officer pulls over this guy who had been weaving in and out...
The Colonel and the Camel
It’s Colonel Smith’s first day at a new base in Saudi Arabia, and the...
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda…
Two elderly Southern women are sitting on the veranda sipping lemonade and reminiscing about...
HITTING BOTTOM
TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE...
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?
What is a man’s idea of protected sex?A padded headboard.
New rules for dieting!
1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.2. If you...
Knock Knock Jokes 7
Knock Knock Who’s there? Adolf! Adolf who? Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!...
Truck Driver Snow
The truck driver stopped to picked up the girl hitchhiker in short shorts.”Say, what’s...
Just Ducky!
If ever you want to annoy someone who annoys you, just say this punchline...