Accountant and farmer
|A man walking along a road in the countryside comes across a shepherd and...
What is the definition of ultimate rejection?
What is the definition of ultimate rejection? Your hand falling asleep while masturbating.
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?
What’s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.
He’s a drunk driver
|There was an inebriated driver who was pulled up by the police. When the...
Valentine Day Story
Valentine’s Day Story John Blanchard stood up from the bench, straightened his Army uniform,...
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife…
Robinson came home in great excitement and said to his wife, “You’ll never believe...
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall…
A woman is laying on a gurney out in the hall prior to going...
Tigger.
Why was Tigger lickin’ the toilet?Cause he was lookin’ for Pooh!
Ghosts in a White House
One night Bill Clinton was awakened by George Washington’s ghost in the White House....
Menu Items Translated
Cold shredded children and sea blubber in spicy sauce – China Indonesian Nazi Goreng...